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The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means: The thirst is real for single people.
In homage to arguably the most horny time of the year, we rounded up 22 tweets about hometown hookups (happens all the time), dating apps during the holidays (frightening), and texting your ex on Christmas Day (don’t do it).
going home for the holidays is special because it’s really the only time you can swipe through tinder and say stuff like “hm I thought he was in jail for manslaughter”
officially done with dating apps. i want to meet someone the old-fashioned way: i develop amnesia around christmas & fall in love with the small-town hunk who shows me that the holidays still have meaning, even when my brains are scrambled
the entire point of friendsgiving is to give your sad, lonely, single, miserable friends one last chance to find love before the holidays
gay tinder in your hometown during the holidays is just like…the saddest pride parade ever
Merry Christmas to all of the men on dating apps switching their opener from “How was your weekend?” to “Merry Christmas! How was your weekend?” Your subtle holiday remix is a lesson in creativity.
One of my dating apps randomly reset from the beginning and it’s like A Christmas Carol but the specters that haunt me are the dude who asked me to defecate on him, the dude who got a nosebleed and cried, and 47 emotionally unavailable finance bros.
Ur approaching ur 30s talking about cuffing szn brother go start a family
My ex texted me merry Christmas, instantly regretted it, and blocked my number tonight. Everyone say “good for you king for knowing your worth!”
Cuffing season is upon us. Time to put my freezing appendages on someone’s son for warmth.
They need to extend the hardship exemptions from sports to the dating world. For example, if you’re alone during the holidays, you should be allowed to bring back an ex who is also single.
Opening tinder at your parents’ house in the suburbs over holidays pic.twitter.com/WE9nTfelQz
a petition to refer to cuffing season as spooky crush time because nothing strikes fear into my heart like emotional investment!!
this guy’s tinder bio says “looking for a wife for holidays” like sir do i look like a seasonal employee????
fun tip for being home during the holidays: if u see ur ex on a dating app, gaslight them into believing you’ve never met
being single during the holidays feels like — pic.twitter.com/nt5WhB3MC4
Messaging some guy on tinder and he said he was going home for Christmas. So I asked where’s home, but it autocorrected to “where’s hole at?”
Can someone arrest me so I can get cuffed during cuffing season
Girl on a dating app was talking about how she was hoping she feels better by Thursday and I asked what’s going on Thursday and she said Thanksgiving and now I feel like Scrooge at the end of A Christmas Carol
I did not just witness my brother message a girl on tinder “warm up the oven I’m coming in raw” holidays are cancelled I’m calling my mother or the police idk I’m traumatized help
heading home for the holidays! can’t wait to re-download a dating app due to ~cuffing season feels~ and then immediately delete it when i see the first elementary school acquaintance pictured w/ one of the trifecta: a weapon, fedora, or baby
Dating apps during the holidays are like unlocking a 10th circle of hell. Someone just asked me if I had SNAPCHAT
going on the dating apps in your hometown over the holidays is great because you get to find out that your eighth grade history teacher is a christian bottom